guinness

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!

by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004

guinea big

An alternate name for a Capybara

Rob: Dude, I love guinea bigs

Larry: That's awesome!

by Nightyboyo September 10, 2021

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.

I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!

by your dog March 30, 2008

Ginneken

Ginneken - An alcoholic beverage which consists of three parts Heineken and one part ginger ale. The drink was discovered by S.J. Mesaros and J.P. May on September 29th, 2009. After everyone had enjoyed Heineken and ginger ale separately they decided to mix the bevarages by filling 3/4 of a cup with Heineken and the remainder with ginger ale. To determine if the drink was "too good to be true", the inventors invited friends to try the experimental blend. It was quickly a hit and people were not shy to ask for seconds.

To determine if the concoction was truely original, research was conducted and it was concluded that the Ginneken was the first of its kind. Soon after the discovery, additional mixes have been attempted. Among those with promise So is the "Verneken," a mix of Verner's soda with Heineken. Feeling overwhelmed? The inventors suggest adding one shot of your finest gin to the mix for a bold adventure.

So, whether you are sitting at home or spending a night out on the town, pour yourself a Ginneken and you will be saying "pour me another!"

Ginneken
Heineken

by Great Taste October 2, 2009

Guineafrog

A rare species of cat which has been through a hard life of bullying (From fellow cats) and confusion..

the main features of this cat are :

-Fat... Extremly fat.

- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.

did you see that guineafrog?!

by Keeeey November 7, 2009

Ginny Dating

When a person flirts wiht every person of any gender or orientation, only to get upset when the person(s) they have been flirting with develop feelings for them.

Person one: "Im so tired of all these guys trying to date me"
Person 2: " Then you should stop Ginny dating each and every one of them"

by 1818551 January 2, 2020

grand guignol

A style of morbid, French, experimental theater popular among the hip in the late eighteen-hundreds to the mid twentieth-century.

'The Theatre of the Vampires' in 'Interview with the Vampire' was straight grand guignol. Kirsten Dunst's comment of, 'How avant-garde,' was priceless.

by fassbinder April 18, 2007