Guiness

1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness

I love guiness (robbie orr)

by Sex godess February 22, 2004

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009

Guiness Vouchers

The Irish equivalent of money. Barter in exchange for Guiness, AKA money paid at a Bar

Jim, I got my 300 Guiness Vouchers bonus last week

by davewebsmith November 2, 2010

guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004

Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

Ginessey

He is so fine typically a light skin. He always knows how to make a girl laugh and he tends to keep things honest. He always puts his friends first but can often be really nosy. Though he claims he can keep a secret he tends to have to tell a few people from time to time. He loves his friends and family and loves making others happy. He’ll make you smile even when you don’t want to because he cares that much

Man that guy Ginessey is such a catch all the girls want him

by Stellllllaaaaa April 26, 2022

GuinnessDweeb

A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.

Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.

Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.

Wow Jade was so drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. What a GuinnessDweeb

by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025