gimpy pirate

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.

I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

gumpy

When two people who seem to have no skill in anything, have big feet, are awkwardly tall, and move their hands wildly play each other in a one on one game of basketball.

Damn fool... Caleb and Brett are hella gumpy out their on the court. They should be euthanized or something.

by DSizzzzzzzzzzle January 11, 2009

Gumpy

Someone who is dorky and uncordinated like.

Man that guy is gumpy as hell

by MattPo May 24, 2003

Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

gimpy fingers

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

by Johnc80 October 9, 2013

gimpy

"It's Hard out there for a GIMP" G HIMSELF- one to be reckoned with for his mad skills in his G-flow G-skillz and G-$wag. Inventer and perfecter of the G-walk with his own G-$tyl shoe collection.

"It's hard out here for a gimp"
Big gimping spending G'$"

Gimpy says it's cool to walk lime a gimp.

by $kullFly@im May 25, 2023

gimpy gimp gimp

the way one hanicap person will define one with a greater handicap.
someone who overexaggerates an mild injury for attention

my mother had a car accicent now she limps around like a gimpy gimp gimp

by JILL h February 5, 2006