guoged

Getting wrecked because of a crazy hard chemistry test.

Dudeeee I just got guoged on that final!

by gotguoged June 14, 2011

Guided Missle

Definition of cancer in Fortnite.

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

(see gif)

by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Gugged

For one to consume so much alcohol but proceed to have a good time.

Chris: “dude you see that girl throwing up in the lake last night?”

Sean: “yeah man she must be pretty fuckin gugged”

Chris: “i’d say so considering she started blowing lines off the bar shortly after”

by dirtydawgz12 July 9, 2018

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021