Blye Guffey

A lesbian who has a small penis and is usually at pizza hut

Blye Guffey is gay

by NotColbyD October 17, 2021

Guffey

50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull

I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey

by Brad Tate June 24, 2008

Gutney

Complete and total darkness.

Gutney is too many ka

by tomi7 December 22, 2010

Guiney

A colloquialism for a gynaecologist. It's believed to have originated in Ireland and is probably because an unusually large amounts of Guiney's (a family which began in Cork and Mayo.) became Gynaecologist. From there the contraction of the word Gynaecologist is obvious... although why such a high percentage of Guiney's chose to work in this career is lost in the mists of time.

'Ah Mary did you hear that Jacinta is eight months pregnant and hasn't told anyone yet.'
'Well then she'll want to get herself of to her Guiney soon'

by Daniel Guiney (not a gynaecologist neither are any of my family) August 21, 2005

Gurney

A word only to be used in a negative way to describe a moozer, a schmoozer, or an otherwise Mooklin. Usually accompanied with the following nicknames: Mooklin, Mookster, Mikey Moo, McMichaelton, The Mook, Mookel, Mookelhaus, or Mookeltin. You can usually find him with henny, and when bae is squad but finna is lit.

Wow, that Mikey Mookster Mooklin McMichaelton is a real gurney.

by Eric Krisp December 13, 2016

gurney journey

a journey on a stretcher to the hospital after being incapacitated

a guy got pissed off at this dude in a bar so he sent him on a gurney journey straight past Pluto

by superiorbreed August 20, 2018

Gutney

Somebody who is very much overweight (Fat) and is eating all the time.

“Look at that gutney over there with his chinese”

by Paddy Hughes August 22, 2018