Guiney

A colloquialism for a gynaecologist. It's believed to have originated in Ireland and is probably because an unusually large amounts of Guiney's (a family which began in Cork and Mayo.) became Gynaecologist. From there the contraction of the word Gynaecologist is obvious... although why such a high percentage of Guiney's chose to work in this career is lost in the mists of time.

'Ah Mary did you hear that Jacinta is eight months pregnant and hasn't told anyone yet.'
'Well then she'll want to get herself of to her Guiney soon'

Guiney by Daniel Guiney (not a gynaecologist neither are any of my family) August 21, 2005

guiney tom

a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

guiney tom by farfanoogan December 6, 2007

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Gineys 

The origin or coming into being of something. Derived from the Greek-Latin name Genesis.

The book of Genesis, Gineysis

Gineys by Filae July 22, 2019

Guinea Grits 

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

guindy'd 

(verb) To lose at something when one believes they are assured of victory.

You thought you were going to win that election with no problem, but you just got guindy'd.

I will never take victory for granted anymore, I totally got guindy'd in that game last night.

guindy'd by atlasman March 20, 2009

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005