Guffart

The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart

"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."

by Doc Daredevil Dagwood Dipthong January 6, 2007

guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007

Goffyism

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 5, 2003

Gravy Guff

A smell that cannot be defined, yet is horrid and lingers.

'Cor, it reeks in 'ere of gravy guff.'

by Lady Schwarz May 15, 2010

No guff, chet

1. Interjection used to express disbelief at an understatement. Obviously; no shit.

2. Statement used to express general agreement with a friend. Fuckin' A'; for real; I heard that.

(Chet can be dropped in any usage)

1. Bill: Your leg is on fire!

Tim: No guff, Chet!

2. Carl: We really stepped in it this time.

Joe: No guff.

by squeezmunky February 16, 2010