Chet Gadarick

he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!

god: you know what i am sick of you chet

chet: i like Plate jobz

God:just go to hell already

Chet:george straight is my hero

God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!

Chet:woooooooooo

(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me

Chet: i love you dad

Satan: what fool

Chet: can i scrape your wallet

Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!

(ON EARTH)

Chet: what am i going to do now

Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!

by james franks the 3rd February 26, 2005

Guariglia

a. Petite
b. lacking girth
c. exceptionally small

Last night I found out my new boyfriend unfortunately has a Guariglia penis. Now I have to dump him.

by egobruiser December 21, 2009

gudriods

Direct flights to your gudroids.

Gudrow my gudroids

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

gunario

a much more severe form of gohnorrhea, when the gross mucousy shit becomes a dark greenish color, and can sometimes shoot out of the penis/vag with amazing force. this can cause people to look like they have majorly jizzed themselves, or even knock them backwards.

Holy shit i caught gunario from that whore i met at the mcdonalds bathroom in panama last week!

by schatz on my cake July 30, 2008

Gudaikis

A really bad teacher who loves John C. Calhoun, the Puritans, standing, quarters, History, baseball, and butt sex.

Ugh, I don't want to go to Gudaikis.

Gudaikis was being a Gudaikis today.

by John C. Pussah November 27, 2011

guarina

A respectful, playful, weird, beautiful girl. She is so damn funny, she will make you wish you were wearing a diaper. She has a gorgeous smile, doubts her looks, but not her intelligence. She knows she is capable of anything if you just put your mind to it. She will definitely defend what she believes is right. She is a very busy girl, but when you're with her you'd wish that moment would last forever.

Girl 1:Hey, do you know if Guarina's doing later?
Girl 2:No, but yesterday I had a lot of fun with her.

Girl 3: She must be nice, that's why she's Guarina.

by anonimo;123 March 13, 2018

guaricha

Colombian slang to describe a whore, a prostitute.

No voy a salir con esa guaricha

by Rolennon June 26, 2018