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a much more severe form of gohnorrhea, when the gross mucousy shit becomes a dark greenish color, and can sometimes shoot out of the penis/vag with amazing force. this can cause people to look like they have majorly jizzed themselves, or even knock them backwards.
Holy shit i caught gunario from that whore i met at the mcdonalds bathroom in panama last week!
gunario by schatz on my cake July 30, 2008
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Guarionex 

Brave Noble Lord. Taíno origin. A chieftain, cacique, & warrior. A name only given to the strongest individuals.

Submit a name change request with your local government if you’re not worthy of this name. Put some respect on it bitch 😎
There once was a chief and a dude named Guarionex, two of the most realest MF humans to ever exist.
Guarionex by PrichardRingo December 12, 2018
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Guario, formerly known as Guile, was an american soldier for the USAF. He recently fled from the United States due to political reasons. He now is an italian chef at "Pizza Sonica" where he serves in the capital city of Italy, Rome.
Guario, in his spare time, likes to have sparring matches with his good friend Ryukin.
Guario by ognightwing May 26, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026