when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
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The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
by Spicemaster February 15, 2012
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My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
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Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.
Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.
1. That flight attendant could not handle the Guatemalaness of the blond in first class and therefore kicked her ass off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.
2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.
2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.
by bboy80 February 9, 2009
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by Catpuke June 2, 2010
Get the Guatemalan sinkhole mug.the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off
jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
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