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Gagelan

A Gagelan (or Gage and Gagel) is usually the life of the party! He usually attracts many girls, and always does what is right. He is a very dependable and responsible person, loving the mililary. He is one of the most kindest people to know, and hates black people.

He can be calm, stern, crazy, and pissed off at appropriate times. Most times he's pissed off and sort of a dick when he doesn't get his way. He loves video games, and sometimes he is sort of a dork at times, but everybody still loves him, even old men.

If a Gagelan has any brothers or sisters, he is usually VERY close with 'em. Yet, he at most times annoys the shit outta them, like a mother.

Most Gagelans love MMORPG's and play it as much as they can. His favorite music consists of The Rolling Stoners, Rick Astley, Weird Al, The Beatles, The Lonely Island, and Madonna.
Girl A: "Dang, that guy is such a Gagelan! He's so Nice!"
Girl B: "Yeah really! So...sexy...mmmm..."

Girl 1: "I wish you were more of a Gagelan, Lucas..."
Guy 2: "Well, at least I hate black people!"

Girl a: "That Gagelan would make such an awesome husband!"
Girl b: "Yeah! He's one in a million! Just... he's a nerd who plays Kingdom Hearts and World of Warcraft."
by MinnesotaFromAbove2121 July 8, 2010
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Nolan Gage

Nolan Gage: A Model, Blue-Green Eyes, sharp jaw, male. Known to be the most handsome; Incredibly loyal, and selfless. Very intelligent but modest about his proposals. A leader. Respected to the highest degree without request. Fun, exciting, and adventurous loved by all besides whom are jealous; Mystical eyes, beautiful skin, perfect teeth and muscular body. Loved at first sight by most women. Nolan Gage is very trustworthy and respectful. The softest kiss. Athletic and a man of winter and mountains. Usually the best at what he does. He has crazy ideas, and loves adventures. Most fun person you’ll meet. Unforgettable memories will be made with a Nolan Gage. An amazing friend. When you meet a Nolan Gage don’t be fooled... he is more than he puts himself to be. Tries to blend in. Usually of Royalty and wealth. He will try his hardest to help you when your in need, no matter what he will never leave your side. A Nolan Gage is the most prefect man you could find...so if you find one, you’ll never forget him even if you try.
“Hey Gage!”

“Hey Nolan!”

“Hey Nolan Gage *last name*!”
by Stanley-Merriam Webster April 19, 2019
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Guatemala

Country in Central America. 108,414 Km2 and about 13 million inhabitants. Spanish is the official language, English is widely spoken, 23 other languages are also spoken in different areas. It is the most developed and industrialized country in Central America.

It's turism is very appealing mostly to Americans and Europeans who like to visit Antigua Guatemala (colonial city), Atitlan (a beautiful natural wonder), Tikal (main Mayan archeological city) and Guatemala City (capital city and very developed, has everything one needs).

It also has a very big medical-tourism due to its high-standard medical and health development and much lower prices compared to the US.
When did you get back to Boston? I came back from Guatemala last week, after my chemotherapy treatment was over.

Where are you gonna spend your spring break? We're going to Antigua Guatemala, we just love it there.
by Monacco December 14, 2010
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Guatemalan Racehorse

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.
by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011
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Gage

Gage is a sweet and caring person, he is always there for you when you need him. He is smart and sometimes a little weird, okay, a lot weird but it’s okay because that’s who he is, he always sticks up for you and even though he might not think it, he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He has some negative thoughts about himself but none of those thoughts are true because he is so not what he thinks he is, he is a perfect best friend and any girl would be lucky to date him.
Ken: Who’s your best friend?
Me: Gage! He’s so sweet!
Ken: Lucky! I wanna be friends with a Gage!
by Smartgirl17 July 15, 2019
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Gage

Gage is someone who is forgiving and has a funny humor. Gage has also been In scary situations between his parents he’s always in crazy love may like sports but definitely loves video games. Gage is a loyal friend that thinks he’s ugly and stupid while he is the opposite of that.
Girlfriend: My boyfriend Gage is so loyal.
Friend: I hope I find a Gage one day.
by GageIsGod May 20, 2019
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guatemalteco

There are "Mexicanos" from Mexico and there are "Guatemaltecos" from Guatemala
by BloodWolf575 February 23, 2014
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