grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

Gunter's Law

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.

"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!

by phoenixlives November 29, 2016

grunger

Someone who follows the Seattle Grunge movement in ALL it's forms, not just fucking Nirvana (get a deal, examples: Hole, L-7, Pearl Jam, Babes In Toyland (although more Riot Grrrl), Alice in Chains, Sound Garden, PAW, Mudhoney, Screaming Trees, yes, and a million more I THANK YOU).

A "grunger" is also an expression for a person who follows this music and not the actual dress of the listener, although in the late 1980's they were associated with flannels and thrift store clothing due to lack of money (most teenagers are often broke because they insist on doing things their own way rather than sapping their daddy's credit cards for the latest football strips and Nike trainers. Get a deal you fucking townies and don't try to define what you'll never understand.

NOT just Kurt Cobain

by Carly August 7, 2003

the grunberg

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

grunger

someone who doesnt give a fuck what people think
usually reject mainstream society and going with the crowd
love to be different/minority
look grungy/like they havent showered in days
usually stoner/act like stoner

prep-dude you want to watch MTV
grunger-nah dude that shit is facist organization trying to brainwash the youth lets go sit in my basement and watch (some 90s stoner show)

by MrHardRock March 22, 2009

gruntler

One who gruntles others, thus making them not disgruntled. A bringer of happiness.

My wife is a real gruntler.

by Guy Morton January 16, 2004

Grunger

Somebody who listens to grunge music first off, some of theses bands are (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Mudhoney...the list goes on). Wears whatever the hell they want and don't care how it looks, as long as its comfortable, usually has long hair but doesn't have to. Usually doesn't care, and can be lazy. Don't get angry easily either.

I'm a grunger, these are some of my favorite bands, not all of them are grunge, but they don't have to be.

Nirvana
Soundgarden
Alice in Chains
Pearl Jam
System of a Down
Minor Threat
Mudhoney
Black Flag
Metallica
Audioslave
Seether
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bush
... theres more

by Grungerdude92 July 2, 2008