Gription

Property of an object sticking to some other object, regardless of the physics involved (i.e. friction, gravity, surface tension, etc.)

The suction cup lost its gription on the pane of glass.

by Jeff Wozniak April 5, 2003

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

Gumption-Trigger

1) The thing you pull to get your grit together
2) A place where you can find your mental strength to get through change
3) An event that occurs that triggers your inner leading lady/man

She located her Gumption-Trigger and set forth to create her own future

by OnePlanetWoman June 11, 2016

Grumptill

A person who is always grumpy.

They also spend their time editing Wikipedia articles and adding Urban Dictionary definitions.

"Hey guys, let's order dessert."

"We can't, the grumptill wants to go home."

by JudsonLover July 16, 2009

grumpstone

Synonym for "Toilet" (the furniture, not the room, for all you Brits out there)

After last night's all-you-can-eat Mexican, I really punished my grumpstone this morning!

by Zoltan Moqadishu January 26, 2016

Gumptious

Adjective used to describe something with good mouth feel or that is satisfying to eat. Can also be used to describe something pretty.

“Those cookies were very gumptious” or “You look very gumptious today”

by Riverthedoge April 27, 2022

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011