im a gummy bear

are you ok? do you need a therapist?

Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*

im a gummy bear by xXsavageXjackieXx September 22, 2021

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple 

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

gummy bear snack pack 

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

gummy bear snack pack by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003

gummy bear 

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

gummy bear by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

Gummy Bear 

A slang term for when you're earning your red wings, and you come across a big juicy blood clot.

Mmmmm, this pussy is so good. The cinnamon copper flavored gummy bears are so deliciously chewy.

Gummy Bear by Princess Amira July 14, 2015

grumpy bear 

Waking up in a bad mood. Those particularly afflicted are from the southern hemisphere

Who's a grumpy bear this morning?

grumpy bear by mh8748 October 20, 2010

gummy bear 

a girl with big boobs and big butt and is slightly overweight but makes it look cute and is quite short, the usual cut off is 5ft 2 but some will consider someone below 5ft 4 a gummy bear as well.

aww ur girlfriend is such a gummy bear!
shes so short but damn those tits are big

yeah isnt she a cutie and i know right im so lucky

gummy bear by thefailwhale June 19, 2010