Fruit Gumming

To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.

Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.

by potato pusher December 28, 2010

gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

Grimming

Grimming is the opposite of grooming. In which a minor "grooms" an adult.

Prisoner A: So what are you in for?
Prisoner B: For grimming a mentally unstable 21 year old

by GrimmerRumbl3 November 10, 2020

Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.

Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?

by BTKD March 15, 2011

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

gumming

The act of pursuing and or purchasing new and exotic chewing gums.

"I heard there are some new orbit gum flavors out, lets go gumming!"

by vascularvines January 15, 2009

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009