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grooble

My child wiped her nose on my jeans, depositing a grooble I knew I would not have time to remove before my job interview.
by Motty May 10, 2004
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Groomable

Describes someone who looks like they’d be a prime target for sexual grooming — usually because of their youthful, innocent appearance, naive vibe, or submissive energy. Think: big eyes, soft voice, shy demeanor, Catholic schoolcore outfit, and absolutely no idea what a boundary is.

Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.
Examples:
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”
by Banana cup July 14, 2025
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Groovage

A modern, urban offspring of the word groovy. This word was first used by Zero Phoenix, and has been picked up by many netizens from the Midwest region of the United States.
A: I found fifty dollars on the train this morning.

B: Groovage.
by Groovemeister October 19, 2004
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groovalicify

That shirt isn't cool, I'm going to have to groovalicify it.
by behereyes March 31, 2009
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Googable

Everything is googable.
by JTIBF August 20, 2010
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Googable

From radio d.j. and record producer Donald s irish from Seattle. The word means anything that can be found on google. If its not there for some reason its not"googable".
See reference "google" or search engine.
*yet there are more search engines out there, via Microsoft and others.

Google has remained number one to date.
I looked and looked online the thing i'am looking for must not be googable
by Geremee June 15, 2017
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grodorable

A combination of gross and adorable, for when your wife or girlfriend tells you she feels gross.
Her: omg I've had such a long day, I feel so gross
Him: Nah you're grodorable, baby!
by Wordsmith Miller December 23, 2018
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