grunkel

1.someone who has a crunchy and crinkly voice.
2.a person who sounds like they have too much mucus in their throat.
3. a person who tries to talk but really growls.

"that kid is such a grunkel, like really, clear out your throat."

when a "grunkel" is in sight the word grunkel is to be repeated three times fast in the voice of a "grunkel".

by ashn November 13, 2007

Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length

“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way”

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

Gronked

When one is about to make a comeback or is in the process of doing so and fails.

Dude 1:Yo I'm going to do so well on this test I have a "D" average and I need to bring it up......(Gets an "F")...... Damnnnnn I Gronked that shit.

by Amish Mafia 666 March 13, 2013

gronkey

a mixture of a gorilla and a donkey. or also known as a man whore, or a thing that belongs in a zoo. it's ugly, and it's a sad thing to look at. a.k.a, a second medusa.

Hey look, it's a gronkey!

by ERFIDOR April 21, 2011

Gronkle

When you are an Australian slut and you are proud of it and don’t care about the haters

Jimmy: “what a thot”
Amber: “I’m Australian you idiot!”
Jimmy: “oh sorry.. gronkle”
Amber: “that’s what I thought!”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Grondel

One who does not answer calls, refusing to accept calls and or not returning calls.

Dude, don't be a Grondel and call me back. I left him a Voice mail but he never returned my call. he is such a Grondel. Answer your phone Grondel.

by Ghiakrl December 22, 2016

Gronkle

A man who is a bit of a creep.
Can also be described as a gay male who is hiding his sexuality.

Me: You're such a gronkle!
Him: I'm not gay!

Me: You're such a gronkle!
Him: I'm not a creep.

by Louiswelsh August 30, 2017