Gronilla Bar

The scammer version of a Granola Bar

"Yooo reach Brampton with some Gronilla Bars and a peg salleya"

by Zbar December 12, 2018

Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011

Gronkitis

The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.

What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?

by Ninja zachy February 13, 2014

grondin

Beautiful People

That grondin is fine af

by Jeremie Grondin January 25, 2018

Grunjin

A disparaging word combining the American slang "grunt" (a U.S. Marine) and the Japanese word "gaijin" (foreigner). Grunt + gaijin = Grunjin.

Bohannon-san, you Grunjin ...you tellible person...you trow-up rice-su nu-doh on new tatami mat.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.

"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"

by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011

gonjism

the religion of smoking pot while getting laid.

hey girl wanna join my church of gonjism?

by cMFotP420 February 23, 2011