Gristmill

Also known as "The Devil's Outhouse", The Gristmill is located in historically over-priced Gruene, Texas. This small fuck-hole of a town and the restaurant it's cradles should be burnt to the ground.

If I ever commit suicide, it's going to be at The Gristmill.

by Larry Abel September 10, 2009

cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009

grosstusting

gross and disgusting

omg that dress is grosstusting

by ClaireHeartTristan March 31, 2008

Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

by Betneyb April 20, 2019

Grokster

Noun - File Sharing Service

Noun - Something or someone which endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

Adj - Endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

"Grokster is an exceptional way to provide yourself free things at the cost of spyware and constant advertisements"

"If that grokster tries to sell me anymore of his religion, I'm going to crack his spinal column and drink out his precious marrow"

"Those grokster Girl Scouts always trying to pimp me cookies at this time of the year"

by Fuji Rollcage May 15, 2004

gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007