Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.
"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.
by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017
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One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.
"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022
Get the Marcus Grönholm mug.sexual act in which the person(mostly male)wrestles a dog nude ending in the dog biting the persons crotch and the person getting off on it
Pozno-ew i peeked through the window and saw mike and his dog wrestling and biting each others penises
Jackie-yeah they did a groho that night,lets not talk to him anymore
Jackie-yeah they did a groho that night,lets not talk to him anymore
by Pozno January 27, 2007
Get the Groho mug.Similar to Persian sunglasses. The act involves waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) Then, in order to perform the act, another person positions themselves above the sleeping party, and dropping their testicles over the sleepers eyes, with their penis laying down over the nose. Therefore resembling the iconic "Groucho Marx" disguise.
Conor: I heard Pete was tellin' everyone about that thing.
James: Yeah.
Conor: So I went one step further; and gave him a Persian Groucho, when he fell asleep.
James: Yeah.
Conor: So I went one step further; and gave him a Persian Groucho, when he fell asleep.
by Gazuba January 24, 2010
Get the Persian Groucho mug.A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."
"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009
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