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gridmania gamitis

Addiction to an internet grid game requiring no skillz. Involving mindless hours of clicking it manages somehow to suck you in. It rocks.
Paul and Matt have mad skillz but still have yet to beat me in Grid Game. They mos def have gridmania gamitis.
by Me Shell November 10, 2008
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Off-Grid

Off-Grid is a term used when cutting off all contact via internet and phone with friends and family for an alloted amount of time.

Typically, it's used by TRON fans.

It is also used when cutting off all contact, so one can have alone time.
You can't get in contact with them. They're Off-Grid.
by TheOneJaeMills January 9, 2011
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Fall off the grid

To (seemingly) disappear from the face of the earth
Disappear to a place one would be very unlikely to be found.
What happened to Tom? I haven't talked to him since ten years ago.

Last time I heard, he got caught up in a drug-related arrest. Somehow escaped from prison and was forced to fall off the grid, probably somewhere in the Amazon Rainforest living with them Natives by now.
by Ch4lk April 24, 2010
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Asian Grading Scale

The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.

When you're a normal American:

A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.

B: Above average, you're still doing good

C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking

D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try

F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.

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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.

A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.

B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!

C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.

D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.

F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.

i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
by hey girl, hey February 18, 2009
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hitting the griddy

"The Griddy" is a dance move in which athletes celebrate making a goal by. This dance move originated and created by Allen 'Griddy' Davis. Often people say "Hit the Griddy!" which just means 'do the griddy.'
"Wow! Kevin is 'hitting the griddy!' He must be so cool."
by lbsprog55 June 12, 2022
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gridget

Lets get a gridget for Lymi's bucks party he will love it
by Malcolm Tangi August 19, 2007
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hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.
I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.
by Dick Rider 69 June 24, 2019
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