geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.

Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.

by Oz January 22, 2005

Joey Greco

The host of the television show Cheaters in which indivuals confront their unfaithful significant other. An instigator who loves to start sh*t between people under the guise that he really "cares" about them. He has been stabbed, punched, and slapped by several individuals on the show.

A synonym for anyone who starts trouble in relationships in which they have no business being in. The kind of person who tells your girlfriend your cheating on her because he's jealous that your gettin some pussy and he has never got to 2nd base with a woman.

Also known as someone who has a terrible haircut in which they spike their hair and paint the middle spikes white.

Tha douchebag Larry ran up on me while I was in the car gettin some dome from my secretary out behind McDonalds. I always knew he was a Joey Greco.

by H-Town Representer July 11, 2009

geico

A very small green reptilian looking fellow, he drives a small red car sometimes but lately a very strange safari man has been trying to observe him in his natural habitat

Its a lizard for geico commercials

by KillaBlaZe February 21, 2009

GeicoVR

The best Gorilla tag player, the best content creator and solos TTTpig

You: “You heard of geicovr?”
Idiot: “No”
You: “follow him right now”

by Quin owenbrink February 26, 2022

geico

A car insurance company that never fails to make me watch mindless television with their crazy funny commercials.

The geico commercials are funny, however, the ones with the talking lizard are not.

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

Geico

A great looking girl.(or girl for that matter) that gives herself up sexually very easily... ie "So easy a caveman can do it"

Guy1: Wow we shall call her Geico.
Guy2: Whys that?
Guy1: Cause she is so easy a caveman can do it!

by Scooter27 January 18, 2009

switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.

Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.

by hjoyrg March 13, 2020