The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person
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Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
Get the geezer ass mug.Kayla: Hey, man wanna smoke some local greenery?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, sounds like a good time.
Wyatt: CAN I HAVE SOME??????
Kaitlyn: Sure. Just don't get the munchies too bad. We'll have to buy some chips.
Kaitlyn: Yeah, sounds like a good time.
Wyatt: CAN I HAVE SOME??????
Kaitlyn: Sure. Just don't get the munchies too bad. We'll have to buy some chips.
by StupidHo October 11, 2013
Get the Local Greenery mug.Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.
Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.
Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.
Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.
Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
by Guest September 6, 2005
Get the The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence mug.Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick
by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010
Get the JTV Greeter mug.A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.
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