Greenstick

v. When a virgin guy finally punches the v-card

Guy: So...how was it?
Girl:Not great I never wanna be greensticked again.

by nightrider1617 November 2, 2016

greenism

the religious belief that Green Day is the absolute greatest band ever.

I'm a member of the Greenist Church, aka the Church of Green Day.

by AD9 March 27, 2004

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

Greenstruction

Verb - To build something in an environmental way

Did you see the new Macbooks? They are made with the latest Greenstruction techniques, so not only are they cool, but totally green and recyclable!

by Christopher J. T. February 27, 2009

greenishazel

the color of your eyes when they're not exactly brown, not exactly green, but not hazel either.

ay yo girl what color are your eyes?
"greenishazel"

by highgirLlL June 7, 2009

Greenstreet

The urge to explain every UAP as a Chinese or Mexican Cartel drone.

Condorman recently had to explain to his interns that had been Greenstreeted that in fact the 2004 Tic Tac was not a Chinese drone.

by #UFOTwitter September 8, 2021

Greenism

A rising trend in 2021 is Greenism which is the diet of only eating sustainably sourced food.

Similar to being a Flexitarian, Greenism is only eating meat and other non-plant foods when it has been sourced ethically and locally. This also correlates to the vegetables and plant foods. Not only does following a Greenism Lifestyle mean you are helping local farmers with their lively hoods, it also means you aren't creating a carbon footprint (and deforestation) from ordering avocados that were harvested in Brazil!

Mandy is vegan and thinks she is helping save the planet. She likes tofu but she doesn't know that soybeans are fueling heavy industrial processes and is actually killing the planet. Mandy would be better off taking up a greenism diet, and just buying local.

by TheGreenismGuy November 19, 2021