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Greenspanning 

1. The act of blaming someone else for your own mistakes.

2. Refusing to take responsibility for anything BAD while always taking credit for anything GOOD.

Greenspanning was pioneered by Alan Greenspan, the former head of the U.S. Federal Reserve System, who has spent the last 5 years denying any responsibility for the housing bubble or subsequent economic collapse -- despite enormous evidence to the contrary.
"Did he ever admit his mistakes."

"No way, man. He's Greenspanning again."

"Typical."
Greenspanning by Peter Kobs April 7, 2010

greenman 

A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events.
Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.
greenman by Bo-Tao Chen March 14, 2009

greenback 

A form of United States currency, specifically a Federal Reserve Note, which is the paper currency presently used by the United States. The ink on the reverse side of Federal Reserve Notes being green is what led to the nick name "greenback". To a lesser extent, Silver Certificates and United States Notes also had green backs, but the seal and serial numbers on the front were printed in blue instead of green ink. They were last issued in 1957 and 1966, respectively. Your parents probably remember them.
'Greenbacks' have been printed since before the turn of the 20th century, when the size of the paper currency was printed on was about 1/3 wider and 1/3 longer than its present size.
greenback by Ryan Thompson January 4, 2004

Green Bean Moment 

A decisive point in an argument when somebody's point becomes entirely invalid by making a simple mistake. Derived from the thought process of stepping on a Green Bean while delivering a skull crushing comeback.
Person 1: "so to conclude, I **stutters** I.."
Person 2: "nah shut up man thats a green bean moment, you're done"
Green Bean Moment by Hunkyman August 21, 2022

Greenland 

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.
I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.
Greenland by SirLancelot January 28, 2006

greenblings 

The best BROTP to ever exist that consists of COMPLETELY PLATONIC Shin Tsukimi and Kanna Kizuchi. Also they’re the best YTTD characters so ya know (it also sometimes has Kugie 😱)
“Hey do you like greenblings?”
Yeah I do!!!!!!”
*intense make-out session*