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Greasing

“Yo you greasing gio?”

“Look at alejandro he’s greasing gio
by johnshlatt January 26, 2023
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Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.
"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"
by greasedaddy October 7, 2008
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greasing

We went to McDonalds and did some serious greasing
by fido November 4, 2004
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Greasing

(Noun) The art of bullshitting/faking like you know how to do something.
When faced with impossibly brutal homework, one learns to perfect the concept of greasing.

"That test was very difficult," said Panjeet. "I had to employ much greasing to survive."
by Indiarn_medafaka11 December 21, 2015
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Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
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greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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Straight Greasing

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing
by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015
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