A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.
When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.
I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.
by MyWiddlePwny April 13, 2015
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guy 1: dude there was so much hair
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guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 9, 2008
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I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009
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Get the Grasshoppered mug.Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.
I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.
by FancyPants1423 November 9, 2009
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