Grasspergers

Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.

Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.

by Grasspie August 23, 2018

sun grasses

Cheap glasses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden

Guy1: So you guys want to go trick or treating now
now
Guy2: Nah we're super high, did you forget?
Guy1: Don't worry, I stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun grasses on the way here.

by 50shadesofdone November 3, 2014

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

Glasser

A smelly fart.

Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.

by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

Gresser

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

Grassrape

Grassrape is a form of attack,pwnage,ownage, etc. That has nothing to do with real rape. It consists of pushing, shoving, or tackling someone onto any grass covered land, and then running away.

It is not real grassrape if you run less than 100 feet away.

Dude lets grassrape that asshat!

by J-Careen April 1, 2007

Immogen Grosser

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)

dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).

by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012