A “ Granola” can be described as a
Vegan, Organic, Non-GMO, BPA-Free, Grass Fed,
Grass Finished, Dairy Free, Nut Free, Soy Free, Lemon Wedge Deodorant wearing overly environmentally friendly non-
hippy-but-also-a-
hippy-at-the-same time stereotype (Think
hippy minus the drugs and the tie dye.) Granolas often smell like curry and likely live in an off-the-grid tiny
house in the middle of some field they probably don’
t actually own. In said tiny houses in an effort to save the climate, they likely redirect their “all natural toilet waste” from their glorified port-a-potty into their veggie compost to later use as “natural” fertilizer. Granolas often dress in an outdoorsy fashion that also resembles that of a well dressed hobo. It is not uncommon to identify a Granola wearing Birkenstocks, Athletic Shorts, Camel Back backpacks, North Face Jackets, and more regardless of whether or not they take frequent hikes. Granolas may also be seen driving a Subaru Outback with several decals on the back windshield that often refer to climate change and world
peace.
