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Oh my God, they are ganking us! It's an ambush !
by Quetzacotl December 24, 2007
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Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.
Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent
by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011
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Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.
"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"
by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011
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gracking

a word used to substitute a thrusting motion. usually when a guy is trying to do a pelvic thrust and or a dance.
Guy: Did you see john gracking?
Guy 2: yes! wish i could grack like that!
by supercookiemonster May 31, 2011
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Ganking Out

Hanging out like a gangster in a place where gangsters might be found.
Mike: Hey Lai, whatcha doin?
Lai: Just ganking out at the mall yo.
by Coco Fantana April 15, 2008
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ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.
An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.
by chainganker123 July 15, 2011
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grinking

Drinking for people who can't type worth a shiy.
im grinking, i had 5 beers kik
by whowhit October 25, 2012
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