brandaddy

the hottest man ever with the biggest dick ever

"sup brandaddy lemme get sum big brancock"

by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

sugar granddaddy

Your sugar mamma's sugar daddy.

Syd: My sugar granddaddy gave me 1000 bucks to jump in a pool.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.

by Skiy May 2, 2009

Grandayy

The meme god that is better than Dolan Dark.All of our people should praise this chosen lad.

Look the top shagger Grandayy is coming.

by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018

grandad

A older gentleman. Often a postman called Kevin

Kevin you are such a grandad

by Chicken83 April 8, 2007

Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die

Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

by Skunk slit slut 567 March 14, 2018