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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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cramifications

Disciplinary/reactionary consequences you'll likely face for over-stuffing a space with objects or material.
Generally da cramifications for putting too many items in a bag or box will be said container's splitting open and messily spilling its contents all over da place.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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pramifications

What a horny stud from Merry Olde England will likely face if he frequently has unprotected sex with a female of child-bearing age.
It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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tramifications

Disqualification or other less-than-desirable actions dat you'll likely face during a running-match if you ride da rails during part of your journey, rather than "hoofin' it" the whole way like everyone else is doing.
I was not officially entered or competing in our city's annual 10K marathon, so I didn't suffer any tramifications for hopping on a trolley car when I got tired.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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RAMifications

Da overall effects of having more or less data-storage on your computer.
Bill Gates supposedly said in 1981 dat "640K should be enough for anybody", but he claims dat he never made dat ridiculous statement --- he says dat he totally knew da RAMifications of having too little computer-memory, and so he actually was always saying da exact opposite.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
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Grammafications

Dire predictions told to you by yer parent's mother.
Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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FRAMifications

Da dire "using that brand will risk major damage to your car" predictions dat competing air/oil/fuel-filter manufacturers make.
I always just buy da cheapest filter available in da auto-parts store, and so I don't ever worry about FRAMifications.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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