Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.

Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

by sergeantpumpkin July 14, 2020

appomattox regional governor's school

A high school located in Petersburg, Virginia. Also known as 'ARGS'.

Hey Bill, did you apply to ARGS?

Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.

Congrats Bill!

Why, thank you Steve.

by KURPLE April 19, 2005

Governor Bambi

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Whitmer

The governor of Michigan and a huge bitch

Bob: Damn Governor Whitmer is a fucking bitch. Bill: Tells us something we don't know.

by laughmaker5000 October 21, 2020

Governor Worries

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.

I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.

by Chris prays May 22, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

governor stick

Slang term for marijuana cigarette, aka joint.

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.

by Kim Arnold September 7, 2017