"You need to take a good hard look in the mirror, you've got House Gout for fucks sake. You should really think about finishing your Degree"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!
Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.
The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
by ctu September 5, 2008

1. Although there are no recorded cases of Face-Gout, it is as the name implies, gout of the face.
2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.
2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.
OMG did you see that nasty thing on his upper lip?
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.
by j0Hn k November 27, 2009

A person which is in the state of being so far from the outer fringes of cool that he that he has no hope of return to normalcy
by Douchebegone March 12, 2011

by JonGay March 28, 2021

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.
Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.
by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

by Punky Meadows February 16, 2021
