Gosport

A dingy, lifeless town on the south coast of England where nothing ever happens. Steeped in naval history which is about the only thing going for it. Population is roughly 80,000. 30% are dirty unwashed chavs who'll stab you for a bag of chips. 50% are OAPs who'll tell you about when everything was all fields and the other 20% are people like me. Desparate to escape to somewhere half decent.

Dirty Gosport chav: 'oi mush giv us ur fukin' chips you slag
Bewildered Gosport pensioner: eh?

by Mikettb May 28, 2008

Saharan Gobstopper

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.

My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.

by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

Justin Gaston

An underwear model famewhore who doesn't care about anything or anyone but his career. Mostly Famous for dating Miley Cyrus.

"Eww its Justin Gaston"

"Hes such a famewhore"

by Lyrics.and.Me August 20, 2009

gotobed you pieceof shof

deadass the worst insult twitter has ever had to witness. Tyler Joseph tweeted that. and whoever is reading this your mom gay.

Me: gotobed you pieceof shof
you: REE I DONT WANT TOO *CRI*

by Dank Emo Rat November 12, 2018

Geston

A born leader by nature. A beast, just ask him he will tell you. Nothing is ever Geston's fault, especially when he is running late for raid time. People love to join groups that Geston is running.

Geston - LFM For the Horde!!!

Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME

Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?

Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!

by shawnnnnnnnnnnn October 3, 2011

gastosterone

Massive farts and gas, but associated with a male asshole.

I ate Taco Bell late last night and blew up the bathroom with massive gastosterone.

by Bpickett78 January 25, 2017

North Gaston

a high school out in the country full of dumb fucks that fight everyday , fein for nicotine , threatens to shoot up the school , and wanna be athletes that think their good but not .

i would hate to have to go to North Gaston for all 4 years

by theres a snake in my boot . October 28, 2019