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A dingy, lifeless town on the south coast of England where nothing ever happens. Steeped in naval history which is about the only thing going for it. Population is roughly 80,000. 30% are dirty unwashed chavs who'll stab you for a bag of chips. 50% are OAPs who'll tell you about when everything was all fields and the other 20% are people like me. Desparate to escape to somewhere half decent.
Dirty Gosport chav: 'oi mush giv us ur fukin' chips you slag
Bewildered Gosport pensioner: eh?
Gosport by Mikettb May 28, 2008
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Gosport a shitty town on the south coast of england full of chavs and roadmen who'll stab you for a packet of crisps after robbing your moped
I don't like staying in Gosport I might get shanked
Gosport by Frank1950 November 19, 2019
Gosport a town full of smoking school kids that brag using their daddys Range-Rover!Weed is easily bought and a local airport lets drug dealers escape quick!Full of instagram chavs that are instagram beasts and all fake a souther accent.
I live in Gosport.
Gosport by Big Shaq 1 May 3, 2018
Gosport or turk town is an urban area near to Portsmouth, England. It is inhabited by baseball cap wearing, RS Turbo Escort driving pikey youths with ginger hair.

Also used as a term of derision when saying where people live.
gosport by Swanny September 26, 2003

gosforth high school

A school where charvs and povs are normal. where you cant read or write and where having fights and being flushed down the toilet is a a daily occurrence. It is also where you go if you get expelled from all the other schools around newcastle. LOWEST OF THE LOW.
kid: why is that kid mooning out the window
Kid 2: dunno i think he goes to gosforth high school
Kid: ahh that explains it.
gosforth high school by Pseudony123 December 5, 2010

Gasport, NY 

A small podunck town in the middle of nowhere. Gasportians are known as corn yankees.
Briena lives in Gasport, NY

gosforth 

Gosforth comes from the Latin Gosse Fourthiy, meaning Home of Cunts. Gosforth is often shorted to "g0ssie", which the rajies refer to it as.

Situated within Gosforth, we have three amazing Post Offices - all owned by welcoming foreigners. We also have many state of the shit hole schools, including Gosforth Academy.

There are two types of people strolling around in Gosforth. The rajies tend to attend Gosforth Academy, where you see them smoking after school at "reggie". The poshies tend to be the residents of Gosforth, who feel they have been invaded by the immature children; ruining their community.
Boy 1: y is dat fxkn kiddo havani sex in a bush?
Boy 2: duna, hear he goes to g0ssie.
Boy 1: ah'reet. fxing gosforth kids.
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