gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.

Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.

by jhalley September 18, 2007

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

Logan Garth

A little annoying b**ch , or somebody from Melbourne

Dude 1: hey look he/she is doing a Logan Garth

Dude 2: I don’t even want to know

by Lildarthvader November 2, 2018

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Gonthies

When you are really intoxicated
When playing video games and u kill some one

If you are really drunk, you can say " I'm hella gonthies right now"

After killing someone in a video game, u can type so that the opposing team can see, Gonthies!

by Scared Money January 20, 2011

Jennie Garth

Most well known as Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990-2000). Also known for her stints as Valerie Tyler on What I Like About You (2002-2006), a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars, and Kelly Taylor on 90210 (remake of the original, 2008-). Born in Urbana, Illinois. Married to Peter Faccinelli, has 3 daughters.

Jennie Garth is the most beautiful and awesome actress/woman/person in the world!

by inlovewithjenniegarth March 11, 2009

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009