Gorilla Glue

A strong adhesive that, while not specifically labeled such, is not designed to be used as a hair product.

Woman - "I ran out of hair spray so I used gorilla glue spray."

Nurse - "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

by Connor Finn February 9, 2021

Gorilla Flange

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person

By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!

by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

Gorilla tag

Pain

Yo, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

Yes, how did you know

Your arm is broken

by MeowCA April 28, 2021

gorilla my dreams

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.

Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.

by Malazoth November 1, 2013

Gorillaitis

when somebody looks like a gorilla

Have you heard Jordan has Gorillaitis?

by Monika1992 April 14, 2014

gorillanize

Aggressive, overwhelming behavior towards a person, place, or thing; To victimize.

"That car was just gorillanized by those frat boys."

by Bigg Tank June 7, 2017

Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 29, 2020