Gordan Freeman

Gordan Freeman is the main character in the game Half like and soon in Half life 2. Was a scientist then shifted instantly to orange suited killing machine without even missing a beat.
Often seen with a crowbar

'mornin' mr. Freeman, looks like your running late' Barney the security guard in Half life.

by Dude Love October 12, 2004

Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

william giordano

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017

gordaco

a soft chewy, cheesy, delicious creation from Taco Bell. a slang term for the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, it just tastes better when you say gordaco. a hard taco topped with pepper jack sauce inside of flat bread attached with melted cheese.

after the USF football game, the mean fans enjoyed gordacos and cheesy fiesta potatoes.

by Kyle Myers November 8, 2006

Austrialian Gordan

An Austrialian Gordan is the act of inserting one thumb into vagina of a girl, inserting the remaining thumb into her rectum and shouting "good'ay mate"

I gave that slag an Austrialian Gordan last night

by The Hottest of Karls February 18, 2011

Gordan

a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married

gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat

by SIOgirl592 April 4, 2017