Guppet

A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.

Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.

by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009

gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .

My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .

by leavin steven October 8, 2019

Goppers

The opposite of poggers.

Dude 1: Yo bro my mom fucking died.
Dude 2: Goppers

by CHuffCityBoys November 30, 2020

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

gilly gopper V2

When she gives you the gobble gobble so good you question whether or not you’re making the turkey sounds

Man she gave me that gg ( gilly gopper V2) V2 and had me sounding like a hungry ass turkey.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Geppetto

Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)

Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!

by FuntCase and FussyPart October 25, 2010