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goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!
by Doctor Science July 27, 2008
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Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.
Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.
by Squeeps February 25, 2014
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goober-minion

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010
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Goober

by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021
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Goofy Goober

by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019
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silly goober

A Silly Goober is someone who is acting incredibly Silly while also being joyful and charming. It can also be used as Silly Little Goober, meaning that the person being called a Silly Goober is short.
"HAHA, you're such a silly goober!!" "what a silly little goober!"
by seyvennn July 19, 2023
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Goofy Goober

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!
Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"
by Erick January 7, 2005
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