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gorag

A water born animal famous for its sleeping capacity - particularly after bair madness. This creature can appear angelic and possibly of continental origins although BE AWARE this is fraudulent behaviour as the specimen is almost certainly native to the British Isles.

Should you come across such an animal the best course of action is to placate it by saying, "Maaaaaan, what do you meeeeean? You are a genius!". He may respond, "Rah boi!". This is usual due to limited cognitive abilities of this creative, most diminished shortly after awakening.

After this exchange the creative will probably be distracted by a passing female, to which it is very attracted. In this instance make speedy your departure in order to avoid imminent debates regarding topics such as the pronunciation of "Bruschetta".

There have been no recorded instances of physical violence on intelligent species although one incident of an attack on a lesser and morally corrupt creature. Leave food for the gorag as often funds for purchasing nourishment are limited or most commonly non-existent.
That gorag is an interesting creature.

Nocturnal creatures, such as the gorag, come out at night or early evening.
by M.T. Head May 18, 2006
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gookage

when you make fun of someone or make them feel stupid.
your face is so ugly a blind women wouldnt even kiss you. GOOKAGE!
by Tim chester November 9, 2006
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A trend of the year 2009 that involved teenagers causing havoc throughout residential streets pushing and punching any living organism such as dogs, cats, children and the elderly.
As the violent acts occurred the teens would belt "GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!" relentlessly.
Martial law was issued and the goonage fad ended far too late after 3 deaths to the elderly, 17 hip replacements and countless numbers of scraped knees, injured pets and tears shed.
"GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!"
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goolag

The most appropriate interjection expressed when exerting a great deal of physical effort.
Man. I wish I didn't have to go to class right now, because my bookbag is so heavy. Time to pick it up. *Goolag!* Now I'm ready to go to class!
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goonage

the act of being a goon.
the goonage is strong with this one.
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göörg

Oh isnt that göörg
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goolagang

Another way of saying tremendously big shlong
Justin had quite the goolagang
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