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The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.
My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.

Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!
by AJ Parnayyyyl October 19, 2011
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A trend of the year 2009 that involved teenagers causing havoc throughout residential streets pushing and punching any living organism such as dogs, cats, children and the elderly.
As the violent acts occurred the teens would belt "GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!" relentlessly.
Martial law was issued and the goonage fad ended far too late after 3 deaths to the elderly, 17 hip replacements and countless numbers of scraped knees, injured pets and tears shed.
"GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!"
by AJ Parnayyyyl January 15, 2010
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