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A water born animal famous for its sleeping capacity - particularly after bair madness. This creature can appear angelic and possibly of continental origins although BE AWARE this is fraudulent behaviour as the specimen is almost certainly native to the British Isles.

Should you come across such an animal the best course of action is to placate it by saying, "Maaaaaan, what do you meeeeean? You are a genius!". He may respond, "Rah boi!". This is usual due to limited cognitive abilities of this creative, most diminished shortly after awakening.

After this exchange the creative will probably be distracted by a passing female, to which it is very attracted. In this instance make speedy your departure in order to avoid imminent debates regarding topics such as the pronunciation of "Bruschetta".

There have been no recorded instances of physical violence on intelligent species although one incident of an attack on a lesser and morally corrupt creature. Leave food for the gorag as often funds for purchasing nourishment are limited or most commonly non-existent.
That gorag is an interesting creature.

Nocturnal creatures, such as the gorag, come out at night or early evening.
gorag by M.T. Head May 18, 2006
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I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

Rich Goranski 

Rich Goranski is a character from the book/musical called Be More Chill. Rich "five foot five inches of pure teenage bully". Before and during his freshman year of high school, Rich was a loser who practically nobody even knew. Like, nobody knew this poor kid existed. Rich was no doubt made fun of and he had a pretty awful life, not to mention that in "The SQUIP Song" he says that he was suicidal. But that all came to a stop when Rich somehow found out about this pill called a "SQUIP" that pretty much makes you cool. (Which he ends up telling the main character, Jeremy Heere(whom he constantly bullys), about it.)

During one of the songs "More Than Survive(Reprise)" it is found out that Rich's father is an alcoholic. Also, later on in the musical, Rich ends up burning down his best friend's, Jake Dillinger, house.

Rich is also "Totally bi."
Rich Goranski is my favorite Be More Chill character!
Rich Goranski by sleepy.streets October 14, 2017

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

Garage ass 

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.
Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!
Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage 

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Three car garage 

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.
Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.
Three car garage by Djgammer May 26, 2017
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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