Gooning 

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

Gooning by willowisps September 20, 2023

Gooning 

A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.

Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!

W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.

Gooning by anonymous November 16, 2023

Gooning 

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.

Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"

Gooning by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023

Gooning 

A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.

Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!

Gooning by AIU December 5, 2023

gooning 

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

gooning by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Gooning 

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

Gooning by ImoGod December 8, 2023

gooning 

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning

gooning by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023