Goom

When edging for hours on end until finally busting a fat nut.

P1: Dude, where were you for the past six hours.
P2: Sorry, I was just gooming.

by C0pperCrab November 29, 2023

Goom

The title of the Groom during his bachelor party.

Mario was the Goom at his bachelor party!

by Bobmisterr October 15, 2024

Goom Walk

Its when you are under the influence of Magic Mushrooms and you go for a walk around outside, it is an orgasmic feeling, it takes away bad energy, and you tripp alot harder than you thought you were, if you arent expirienced with shrooms you should go on a goom walk with a tripp sitter, ENJOY!!! :)

I was goin on a goom walk and it made me realize how hard i was frying,how big the planet is,and for that moment in time forgot i existed, what time was,who people were, what existence was, and what i was doing, i was just floating through space and nothing felt real, it was one of the best feelings of my life.

by PatrickPeanut May 26, 2008

Goom Master

Is the person who finds fat or overweight woman attractive to the point he fucks them stupid and openly braggs about it to his friends thinking he's achieved a great feat!

You are the goom master!

by Rocky townz September 30, 2014

goom out

to trip balls on mushrooms

u guys tryna goom out and watch zoolander tonight?

by Shmavy Baby March 27, 2024

Top Goom

To be the Foremost side piece of ass for someone in a primary relationship. However to become a Top Goom you must Jockey for position against many other Gooms.

If you are offered Top Goom position, it is advised to accept without hesitation if you truly want to be considered. If not delaying the decision could lose you the Top Goom status and all Top Goom rights.

pronounced Top Gooooooooooooom!

I am offering you Top Goom position. Is it done or what!

by One of the Guys January 22, 2007

The goom

Side chick, mistress, not your wife but girlfriend. Shortened for Mafioso slang the goomah.

I’m spending the day after Valentine’s Day with the goom.

by FAFO NY January 3, 2023