googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googlegirl

A girl who pays to be at the top of your list. A girl who pays per hit.

I just shelled out mad cash on that googlegirl and got a she paid me back in triple traffic.

by thelesbianfromct February 28, 2008

googlebros

somone who is a bit of a muso(man) that spends too much time on the internet searching on 'Google'

he's a right googlebrother (googlebros)

by musoman January 8, 2005

googleBrain

a person who seems capable of answering any question

I needed the title of a book, so I asked my favorite googleBrain about it by topic and abstract

by Arial Lancaster September 15, 2007

Googlebitch

someone who uses google WAYYYYY TO fucken much

Man: hey you wanna check this for me
Man2:sure just lemme get to google.
Man:wait...you have google hotlinked to your desktop...googlebitch

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

Googleoid

An evolved variety of the human species whose life is perfectly aligned to, and simplified by, Google.

I want to be a googleoid

Those guys are real googleoids

by LL Hady July 3, 2011