Googlarchy

A Googlarchy is a form of (upcoming) government in which all political power is passed down to Google due to its exponentially increasing control and knowledge of how, what, where and when people consume information. It is contested that the Googlarchy is now in its "King Maker" position (through “Googlearchy”), steadily heading towards the final governance and dominance. Googlarchy has massive databases on its subjects which are more detailed and exhaustive than what any of the current governments have managed to build, populate and operate. The Googlarchy has the motto "Don't Be Evil", however, the motives and goals become apparent when one makes an effort to look away from the way it projects it self.

I would as well live under Monarchy than under Googlarchy.

by rxs March 1, 2011

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009

Todd Googler

noun, a person who instantly googles anything that comes up during a conversation

Me: What was that movie where Tim Curry was the butler?

Friend: Google says it was "Clue: the movie"
Me: Oh my god, did you just instantly google that? You are such a Todd Googler

by harry456 December 10, 2021

googletard

One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.

Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard

Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level

by fairman January 2, 2009

Googlefart

the sound made when receiving a GoogleTalk message.

"I wasn't at my computer, but I heard a Googlefart so I checked to see who sent me a message."

by mattpoin October 17, 2007

self-googler

A person who engages in frequent Internet searches for references to his/her name as a means of boosting self-esteem.

"She pretends not to care about all the articles written about her awards, but when nobody's around, she's a total self-googler."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

googliarism

Plagiarism using Google. E.g. looking up a simple word, pasting it in one's essay or blog and looking all smug and pleased by the fact that no one noticed. (also googlearism)

"This essay is a clear case of googliarism"; "The student googlearised Václav Havel's name because she couldn't remember how it was spelled".

by sponend April 20, 2013