googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.

Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.

by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008

Googleit

To google something

I told you to googleit if you didn't know what the monster in lost was.

by onderyoobed April 24, 2011

Googlebrity

When you are checking out locations on Google Street and you see yourself or someone you recognize outside a building.

1. OMG!! That is totally you standing in front of Starbucks. You are a googlebrity.

2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.

by Jamtober October 8, 2009

googlesnipe

to use an internet-based search engine to prove or disprove a theory or claim.

Lance attempted to googlesnipe Michele when he didn't believe her claim that the Great Lakes were actually inland seas.

by bigfitz53 August 11, 2010

googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

googlehatchet

-n A googlehatchet is an automated response invoked by a desire to use an internet search engine.

Susan was suddenly struck by a googlehatchet.

by smadge1 April 7, 2003

Googleshng

The weekend Q&A "person" at RPGamer. Likes slimes, keeps gender secret. Looked up to by many. S/he likes Transformers the movies, and LOVES to rant. Has own website full of rants and raves.

Google
Googleshng
"I will yet capture Google!"

by O' Shrouded One November 30, 2003