goobrahab

a form of rehab, said mostly when drunk.

They tried to make me go to goobrahab but i sad no no no,

by pal86 October 15, 2007

Goobah

This a flamboyant male who roams from town to town in the greater Boston area preying on women because he is so insecure about his own sexuality. He tends to date out of his league just to try and prove he's straight. He is exetremy careless about his extracurricular activities and is willing to take the closest big black male into a restroom.

Person1: I caught my boyfriend having sex with a dude
Person2 : OMG you were dating a Goobah

by Jaimie_hates_life December 15, 2016

Googlah

Retail shopper in the Los Angeles area most commonly of middle eastern ethnicity( Persian, Arab, Israeli, or Armenian even Russian, or Eastern European) who demonstrates rude behavior in a retail store.

A persistant pest who will grind salesmen and store owners on price unscroupulously with rediculous haggling, or plain lieing, and contemptuous disrespectful behavior.

One who feels that the seemingly limitless wealth of the United States should be dropped at their feet simply because "they" have arrived.

The "Googlah" lied to the store owner over the price of the sofa on display in his window. She claimed it was cheaper across the street at his competitor's store. After investigating it was discovered that it actually cost the same, and she gave them the same story to his competitor about his prices. She and her husband then stated that the store owners salesman treated them rudely in an attempt to guilt him into lowering his price. What Googlahs!

by 240ups June 14, 2010

gooblehumph

The feeling of being frustrated and happy and mad and sad and scared all at the same time.

Gosh, everytime I talk to that guy i feel so...gooblehumph.

by P.N.C. February 1, 2008

Gooblafoon

The female reproductive organ.

A vagina, pussy, vaj, box, ect,.

Genitals, as it relates to those whom are born as, identify as, or otherwise are the holder of 2 x chromosomes, or were meant to have two x chromosomes.
The counterpart to a gelfwag.

Brooke: Dude! Just shove it in my gooblafoon and start pounding away. It's really not that complicated.
Gregorny: Is it in your gooblafoon yet?
Brooke: No you idiot, that's me butthole!

by Lonthedevil February 12, 2024

GoobLagoon

A fun waterpark founded by Caseoh LLC, where safety and hygiene is their #1 priority. You can check out everything about the GoobLagoon at gooblagoon.com

Atlas: my boss didn't treat me well at the GoobLagoon

by anonymous jynxzi lover :333 September 14, 2025

gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.

*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"

by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025